[karlectomy]

So I went into a job interview,

The HR director asked me to describe an object to store user information then give her the worst case run time of some of the functions.

<Zipped>

[pbmods]

That was horrible, and you should be ashamed of yourself! Tell me another.

[msquared]

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Originally Posted by pbmods

That was horrible, and you should be ashamed of yourself! Tell me another.

Make sure it doesn't cross the line though.

[pbmods]

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Originally Posted by mmccarthy

Make sure it doesn't cross the line though.

Yeah, we wouldn't want to have a stack overflow on our hands....

[JosAH]

Y'all go and wash your mouths with soap; bah ...

kind regards,

Jos ;-)

[karlectomy]

Yah, I'll get on that,

I think I'm going to have to leave my girlfriend again,

she's been iterating over all sorts of nodes.

[JosAH]

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlectomy

Yah, I'll get on that,

I think I'm going to have to leave my girlfriend again,

she's been iterating over all sorts of nodes.

And another soap bar for this gentleman at table #3 please!

kind regard,

Jos ;-)

[pbmods]

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Originally Posted by JosAH

Y'all go and wash your mouths with soap; bah ...

You mean application/soap+xml, right?

[JosAH]

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Originally Posted by pbmods

You mean application/soap+xml, right?

No, I mean the soap that goes bubbly-bubbly-bubbldee-bubble when you submerge
it in water. That kind of soap; real soap so to speak.

kind regards,

Jos (bunch of nerds overhere, if you'd ask me ;-)

[gits]

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Originally Posted by JosAH

No, I mean the soap that goes bubbly-bubbly-bubbldee-bubble when you submerge
it in water. That kind of soap; real soap so to speak.

kind regards,

Jos (bunch of nerds overhere, if you'd ask me ;-)

i fully agree with you Jos ;) ... what kind of entity don't understand soap as soap :) they must have a disturbed API :) ... besides the disturbed humor ...

[JosAH]

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Originally Posted by gits

i fully agree with you Jos ;) ... what kind of entity don't understand soap as soap :) they must have a disturbed API :) ... besides the disturbed humor ...

I'm so glad this thread wasn't about private parts ...

kind regards,

Jos ;-)

[gits]

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Originally Posted by JosAH

I'm so glad this thread wasn't about private parts ...

kind regards,

Jos ;-)

*rofl* ... heya, Jos ... thanks that you are here *lol* ... your associative abilities are really a great gift ... :)

gits :-)

[karlectomy]

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Originally Posted by JosAH

I'm so glad this thread wasn't about private parts ...

kind regards,

Jos ;-)

Well if you want to, we could talk about private member functions :O

[pbmods]

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Originally Posted by karlectomy

Well if you want to, we could talk about private member functions :O

Yes, but once you start dealing with children, they tend to get overloaded.

[karlectomy]

Sure blame the children,

But we know in binary relationships, everything depends on the parents. Its the parents fault. Or society is tracing these structures inefficiently and is mis identifying the problem.

[debasisdas]

What bout the garbage collector cleaning all the unwanted object references ....

[JosAH]

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Originally Posted by karlectomy

Well if you want to, we could talk about private member functions :O

Small correction: you can talk about *your* private member but not about *mine*.
Otherwise they wouldn't be private anymore would they? And exposing private
members in public isn't allowed in this part of this valley of tears.

kind regards,

Jos

[karlectomy]

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Originally Posted by JosAH

Small correction: you can talk about *your* private member...

well then, I will, I have a private member function so large, it runs in O(n^n)

[karlectomy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlectomy

So I went into a job interview,

The HR director asked me to describe an object to store user information then give her the worst case run time of some of the functions.

<Zipped>

I'm sorry if you found that offensive, but you might have edited so the first post in this topic wasn't so lame. Maybe could have left a little humor in it?

with all respect,

karl

[JosAH]

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1. char*lie;
2.     double time, me= !0XFACE,
3.     not; int rested,   get, out;
4.     main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{
5.  
6.         signed char lotte,
7.  
8.  
9. dear; (char)lotte--;
10.     for(get= !me;; not){
11.     1 -  out & out ;lie;{
12.     char lotte, my= dear,
13.     **let= !!me *!not+ ++die;
14.  
15.         (char*)(lie=
16.  
17.  
18. "The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snot\n\0sed GEEK!");
19.     do {not= *lie++ & 0xF00L* !me;
20.     #define love (char*)lie -
21.     love 1s *!(not= atoi(let
22.     [get -me?
23.  
24.         (char)lotte-
25.  
26.  
27. (char)lotte: my- *love -
28.     'I'  -  *love -  'U' -
29.     'I'  -  (long)  - 4 - 'U' ])- !!
30.     (time  =out=  'a'));} while( my - dear
31.     && 'I'-1l  -get-  'a'); break;}}
32.  
33.         (char)*lie++;
34.  
35.  
36. (char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie;
37.     get *out* (short)ly   -0-'R'-  get- 'a'^rested;
38.     do {auto*eroticism,
39.     that; puts(*( out
40.  
41.         - 'c'
42.  
43. -('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it");
44.  
45.  
46. for (*((char*)&lotte)^=
47.     (char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+
48.     !!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; }
49.     else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -=
50.     '4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=!
51.  
52.  
53. get; !out; (char)*lie  & 0xD0- !not) return!!
54.  
55.     (char)lotte;}
56.  
57.  
58. (char)lotte;
59.     do{ not* putchar(lie [out
60.     *!not* !!me +(char)lotte]);
61.     not; for(;!'a';);}while(
62.  
63.         love (char*)lie);{
64.  
65.  
66. register this; switch( (char)lie
67.     [(char)lotte] -1s *!out) {
68.     char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ':
69.     *((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s';
70.     this +1s+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}}
71.     get - !out;
72.     if (not--)
73.     goto hell;
74.  
75.         exit( (char)lotte);}
76.  

kind regards,

Jos

[r035198x]

Jos, you are such a null reference.

[Savage]

Jos is segmentation fault.

Savage

[sicarie]

I always thought of him more as a kernel panic.

[Ganon11]

I'll be right back, I think I ate something bad - gotta core dump.

[Savage]

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Originally Posted by Ganon11

I'll be right back, I think I ate something bad - gotta core dump.

You ate your binary tree?

Next time eat only leaves!!

Savage

[Ganon11]

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Originally Posted by Savage

You ate your binary tree?

Next time eat only leafs!!

Savage

If I ate only leaves, some crazy parents would be after me.

[Savage]

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Originally Posted by Ganon11

If I ate only leaves, some crazy parents would be after me.

No they wont,remember they are not properly allocated and are producing segs.

Savage

[Ganon11]

That's true...they'd be so confused about who is who's parent (and how two children always have only 1 parent anyway), they'd be unorganized while I was eating leaves.

[pbmods]

Mind your dangling pointers!

[NeoPa]

I have to register in here. Some of this stuff is so clever and funny :)
Nice going folks.

[r035198x]

Er, Jos did it finally work out between you and charlottte?

[NeoPa]

I hope he wasn't being unfaithful to Loretta (although being a single personality in an MPD patient, it's hard to concieve how that might work)? :D

[JosAH]

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Originally Posted by r035198x

Er, Jos did it finally work out between you and charlottte?

B<<1 || !(B<<1)

kind regards,

Jos ;-)

[r035198x]

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Originally Posted by JosAH

B<<1 || !(B<<1)

kind regards,

Jos ;-)

That is the question?

[JosAH]

Quote:

Originally Posted by r035198x

That is the question?

!0

kind regards,

Jos ;-)