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Can some one tell me where idiots should start?


Question posted by: natalie@aint.com (Guest) on July 13th, 2006 09:05 PM
I am new to google groups, my IT guy suggerted I come here for help but
I am new to groups and Have worked with access for a couple years for I
have programing issues and am not a programmer. For exzample my report
buttons on my switchboard no longer connent me to my reports.

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#2: Re: Can some one tell me where idiots should start?


I'd either talk to a programmer or a consultant.

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#3: Re: Can some one tell me where idiots should start?

On 13 Jul 2006 13:07:47 -0700, Join Bytes! wrote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by
I am new to google groups, my IT guy suggerted I come here for help but
I am new to groups and Have worked with access for a couple years for I
have programing issues and am not a programmer. For exzample my report
buttons on my switchboard no longer connent me to my reports.


A good place to start would be to read the Netiquette page at
http://www.mvps.org/access
to learn how to phrase your questions so that you have the best chance
of getting a useful response.
The site is a good place to visit for Access help also.
--
Fred
Please respond only to this newsgroup.
I do not reply to personal e-mail
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CDMAPoster@FortuneJames.com July 13th, 2006 11:35 PM
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#4: Re: Can some one tell me where idiots should start?

Join Bytes! wrote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by
I am new to google groups, my IT guy suggerted I come here for help but
I am new to groups and Have worked with access for a couple years for I
have programing issues and am not a programmer. For exzample my report
buttons on my switchboard no longer connent me to my reports.


Given that you've asked about idiots, here's how I think an idiot
should start:

The idiot should hire a good Access programmer. The idiot should pay
her well. The idiot should watch and learn everything she does for a
year. The idiot should find an excuse to fire her :-) :-). The idiot
should then ask questions here.

James A. Fortune
Join Bytes!

We are all erring creatures, and mainly idiots, but God made us so and
it is dangerous to criticise. -- Mark Twain, Letter to the President of
Western Union, New York, 1902

 
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